Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[theoldchick]

soaked in kerosene

 

[sourland]

for those with

 

[Nardo]

a distressing vibe

 

[sourland]

inspiring anxious thoughts

 

[theoldchick]

of noxious farts

 

[sourland]

and bilious belches

 

[theoldchick]

that turned the

 

[sourland]

very air green

 

[NickyKnack]

and burned your

 

[theoldchick]

eyes and lips