Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

only to be

 

[NickyKnack]

confronted by one

 

[sourland]

really ticked off

 

[NickyKnack]

farmer with a

 

[theoldchick]

an angry wife

 

[sourland]

with a baseball

 

[NickyKnack]

bat ready for

 

[sourland]

beating the everlovin'

 

[theoldchick]

spit out of

 

[sourland]

fearful, lurking monsters