Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[NickyKnack]

tasting at first

 

[whoop whoop]

the big lumps

 

[sourland]

comprised mainly of

 

[theoldchick]

chopped zombie eyes

 

[sourland]

smothered in Rosemary

 

[whoop whoop]

OMG poor rosemary

 

[sourland]

screamed the onlookers

 

[draye]

don't crucify her

 

[sourland]

or parboil with

 

[draye]

bleach and vinegar.