Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[theoldchick]

mudballs at passing

 

[draye]

motorists. Advancing armies

 

[theoldchick]

armed their shields

 

[sourland]

and deftly deflected

 

[whoop whoop]

the dough balls

 

[theoldchick]

which splattered across

 

[draye]

the barren cornfield

 

[sourland]

of shale shards

 

[NickyKnack]

that were sharp

 

[theoldchick]

enough to cut