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[lpatelski]

Chuck Norris groupies

 

[lizardandchicks]

Who tried to

 

[Chook-Girl]

play the trumpet

 

[lizardandchicks]

But epically failed

 

[Gloryjasmine]

The zombies grew

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Very very sleepy

 

[theoldchick]

and were beaten

 

[Chook-Girl]

with straw whips

 

[sourland]

and feather boas

 

[lpatelski]

until fully enraged