Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[theoldchick]

and white wine

 

[sourland]

with beer chaser

 

[NickyKnack]

with bar nuts

 

[sourland]

and pickled eggs

 

[theoldchick]

and the farting

 

[pwdhorn]

went all night

 

[sourland]

long causing great

 

[peep peep peep]

Agonizing pain throughout

 

[sourland]

entire gastro enteral

 

[Clucksandgiggle]

while stinking like