Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

and jalapeno burners

 

[NickyKnack]

Reduced down for

 

[sourland]

maximum instant impact

 

[theoldchick]

which knocked down

 

[NickyKnack]

the roof because

 

[theoldchick]

the gas expanded

 

[NickyKnack]

unexpectedly and then

 

[Chook-Girl]

became a vegetarian

 

[NickyKnack]

because it was

 

[Chook-Girl]

up-chucking at the