Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

would declare war

 

[NickyKnack]

against them so

 

[theoldchick]

no peanuts would

 

[sourland]

serve to distract

 

[NickyKnack]

them from their

 

[sourland]

intent to conquer

 

[NickyKnack]

all the barnyard

 

[sourland]

into subservience to

 

[NickyKnack]

rule the roost

 

[theoldchick]

Only to discover