Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[theoldchick]

said, "no way!"

 

[whoop whoop]

fed tofu instead

 

[sourland]

to the pigs

 

[draye]

and the dogs

 

[sourland]

soon began baying

 

[NickyKnack]

for more please!

 

[theoldchick]

Then raccoons invaded

 

[whoop whoop]

from the east

 

[draye]

they ate everything

 

[sourland]

including the paper