Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

even the hooves

 

[whoop whoop]

of bounding orcs

 

[sourland]

in twisting arcs

 

[whoop whoop]

and fireworks shooting

 

[sourland]

from dynamonkeys butt

 

[draye]

exploded in air.

 

[sourland]

laden with methane

 

[whoop whoop]

from gastroenteritic cows

 

[sourland]

eating spring grass

 

[theoldchick]

that caused much