Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

bloating and groaning

 

[theoldchick]

and much flatulence

 

[whoop whoop]

from worm infestation

 

[sourland]

and garlic consujmption

 

[whoop whoop]

consujmption data corrupt

 

[sourland]

consumption result deleterious

 

[theoldchick]

which vampires grew

 

[draye]

in bat manure.

 

[whoop whoop]

and noctuous guano

 

[sourland]

in the hopes