Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[rIrs roost]

And choked on

 

[Tumbling K]

A long, thick

 

[theoldchick]

side of bacon.

 

[Tumbling K]

That came from

 

[rIrs roost]

Porky the pig

 

[draye]

Porky's daffy friend

 

[rIrs roost]

That likes turdlets

 

[draye]

ran downhill toward

 

[sheetmetaltom]

the chicken coop

 

[LittleLakePhil]

And fell over