Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[draye]

the middle of

 

[NickyKnack]

the puppeteers hand

 

[draye]

Getting hit by

 

[NickyKnack]

frozen bacon bullets

 

[theoldchick]

that shattered kneecaps

 

[draye]

After this she

 

[sourland]

reloaded and began

 

[NickyKnack]

shooting Kermit next

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Kermit limped away

 

[sourland]

towards his lilypad