Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[lpatelski]

bumping booties wildly

 

[theoldchick]

flinging all toupees

 

[lpatelski]

causing severe hairball

 

[NickyKnack]

to splat uncontrollably

 

[lpatelski]

against moving objects

 

[NickyKnack]

and stopped clocks

 

[Chicken-Eye]

Who were tick-tocking

 

[NickyKnack]

Before furball stopping

 

[lpatelski]

with shears chopping

 

[NickyKnack]

and sheep stomping