Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[iloveduckies]

But he didn't

 

[lpatelski]

Aquire adequate amounts

 

[iloveduckies]

But he forgot

 

[Chickensfan]

the ultimately ridiculous

 

[lpatelski]

swollen tongue cure

 

[NickyKnack]

of cutting it

 

[Chicken-Eye]

Right off the

 

[NickyKnack]

root of it's

 

[lpatelski]

base, but terrified

 

[Cluckcluck1215]

It ran away.