Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[Athaid]

That foul purple

 

[BunnynChicks]

rotten strawberry sauce

 

[sourland]

which looked fine

 

[NickyKnack]

from a distance

 

[sourland]

but upon consumption

 

[Athaid]

Caused mass eruption

 

[TroyerGal]

In their bowels

 

[sourland]

which resulted in

 

[TroyerGal]

VERY extreme pain

 

[sourland]

coupled with projectile