To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

Take one of your chickens to a puplic park and whenever she/he clucks reply with a strait face loud enuogh for someone else to hear as if you understand exactly what it's saying.
 
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana'

When I heard it - you're supposed to write "for sex"
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Oh dear. I already do these things. Is that bad?

When I place an online order, I always put "Cline Home for the Bewildered" on the first address line. The UPS guys love me even if others just shake their heads sadly and inch away.
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how about this:
when out shopping or whatever... start making random farm animal noises during conversations with your SO/family. this really embarrasses my kids and is funny as heck!
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Yeah, get in the middle of walmart and start bok bok boking.
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already done that! LOL
I love making cow noises near the dairy and beef aisles... creeps people out.

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A collage assianment of mine was to do these kind of things. here were some of ours!

walking into a croweded elevator and do not turn around

go to the mall when theres only a few people there, go to the food court and sit next to the only person/couple there.

sit across the room from somebody and mimic excactly what they do *WARNING* (people get very mad about this one)

walk up to a group of people you have never met and jump into there converstaion, acting like you have been there the whole time
 

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