All of these are just too funny!
To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
- Thread starter Chic-n-farmer
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Here's an easy one that confuses and disterbs people: Run around laughing with some friends, and, still laughing, skip circles around people.
(In my defense, we only did it once. Plus we'd had 2 Mtn. Dews.)
(In my defense, we only did it once. Plus we'd had 2 Mtn. Dews.)
Walk up to a random person and say "Hi,I know your brother/sister!"
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Too funny! I still have an old chain mail I got a long time ago.
Things to do at Wal-Mart
read them all, then add one more and send it to all your friends.
1. Get 24 boxes of stickers and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting
"go, pikachu, go!"
17. Get a friend to stage a dramatic breakup, argument, or fight-over-someone-of-ze-opposite-gender in the middle of the store, and when shoppers start staring yell, "can't ANYONE get some PRIVACY around here?!?!"
18. Go to the costumes section get on a cop costume and then go to a random store employe and ask them to put their hands behind their head and yell "you have the right to remain silent"
I'm so shy.
Things to do at Wal-Mart
read them all, then add one more and send it to all your friends.
1. Get 24 boxes of stickers and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting
"go, pikachu, go!"
17. Get a friend to stage a dramatic breakup, argument, or fight-over-someone-of-ze-opposite-gender in the middle of the store, and when shoppers start staring yell, "can't ANYONE get some PRIVACY around here?!?!"
18. Go to the costumes section get on a cop costume and then go to a random store employe and ask them to put their hands behind their head and yell "you have the right to remain silent"
I'm so shy.
Here's one...not as funny as all of these, but oh well.
Take a bunch of those Wal-Mart smiley face stickers (that you see those people handing out to kids at the entrance) and put them all over yourself. Then, walk into another store (such as Hannaford, Target, and other big stores similar to Wal-Mart) wearing all your stickers. It's like saying, "I love Wal-Mart!" as you walk around another big grocery store (which is most likely competing against Wal-Mart hahaha). Again, not as good as the ones everyone else is making up, but it's one that I would do.
Take a bunch of those Wal-Mart smiley face stickers (that you see those people handing out to kids at the entrance) and put them all over yourself. Then, walk into another store (such as Hannaford, Target, and other big stores similar to Wal-Mart) wearing all your stickers. It's like saying, "I love Wal-Mart!" as you walk around another big grocery store (which is most likely competing against Wal-Mart hahaha). Again, not as good as the ones everyone else is making up, but it's one that I would do.
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When my kids keep bugging me about "whats for dinner" I say "poop on a stick, do you have a stick"?
Ugh...poop on a stick. In elementary school, there was this piece of dog poop(now that I think about it, a homeless person might have left it there due to the size
) and my friend jabbed it with a stick and chased us with it.
When my kids keep bugging me about "whats for dinner" I say "poop on a stick, do you have a stick"?
Ugh...poop on a stick. In elementary school, there was this piece of dog poop(now that I think about it, a homeless person might have left it there due to the size
When you go to Petco or some otherstore that allows pets, bring a chicken, and on the way hold it by the window where people can see it.
When you're driving in your car down the highway (or some other 2-way road where other cars pass by beside you), have someone else in the car bring a chicken and they hold it near the window (make sure the window is shut!) so when people drive by they will see a chicken in the window! It also works when you're in a crowded parking lot.
You'll get the strangest faces from other people.
You'll get the strangest faces from other people.
Leap into the swimming pool while singing,"I believe I can fly"! even though the pool has no water.
Make a ridiculous face in public and say to random people, "Does this disturb you?".
Bawk like the Cadbury bunny during Easter.
Chase your kids around the house with the raw Thanksgiving turkey saying "Gobble! Gobble!". ( My uncle started this tradition).
Make a ridiculous face in public and say to random people, "Does this disturb you?".
Bawk like the Cadbury bunny during Easter.
Chase your kids around the house with the raw Thanksgiving turkey saying "Gobble! Gobble!". ( My uncle started this tradition).
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