To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

[chickencoop31320]

Give your SO a wedgie every now and then, just to keep em on their toes!!! LOL

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

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Done it.

 

[chickencoop31320]

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Done it.

Fun ain't it??? The look of SHOCK always makes me giggle

 

[Country Heart]

Take one of your chickens to a puplic park and whenever she/he clucks reply with a strait face loud enough for someone else to hear as if you understand exactly what it's saying.

ah oh - I already do this, but only in private

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

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Done it.

Fun ain't it??? The look of SHOCK always makes me giggle

Hubby (of 25 years) just thinks it's hilarious to be stretched out over the whole bed and on top of the sheets when I come to bed.

One nice yank of the tidy whiteys and who's laughing now.

Cracks him up every time!! And yes, I caught that pun and left it in anyway!

Gracious! I can't believe I shared that!

 

[chickencoop31320]

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Fun ain't it??? The look of SHOCK always makes me giggle

Hubby (of 25 years) just thinks it's hilarious to be stretched out over the whole bed and on top of the sheets when I come to bed.

One nice yank of the tidy whiteys and who's laughing now.

Cracks him up every time!! And yes, I caught that pun and left it in anyway!

Gracious! I can't believe I shared that!

Say it loud n proud: I'ma wedgie giver!!!

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

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Hubby (of 25 years) just thinks it's hilarious to be stretched out over the whole bed and on top of the sheets when I come to bed.

One nice yank of the tidy whiteys and who's laughing now.

Cracks him up every time!! And yes, I caught that pun and left it in anyway!

Gracious! I can't believe I shared that!

Say it loud n proud: I'ma wedgie giver!!!

Yes, it truly is better to give than receive.

 

[mom'sfolly]

What's for dinner?
Food
What kind of food?
Hot
What kind of hot food?
dead pig and ovum with fried tubers
or
dead cow with fermented milk on round bread

We've told the kiddos that they are round two, that the first ones were defective and we had to replace them.

 

[chickencoop31320]

mom'sfolly :

What's for dinner?
Food
What kind of food?
Hot
What kind of hot food?
dead pig and ovum with fried tubers
or
dead cow with fermented milk on round bread

We've told the kiddos that they are round two, that the first ones were defective and we had to replace them.

When my kids keep bugging me about "whats for dinner" I say "poop on a stick, do you have a stick"?​

 

[Miss Sebright]

Run up to someone with an crazed look on your face and poke them repeatedly, then run away. Me and my friends do it to each other sometimes, but not to strangers.