To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

[Chic-n-farmer]

1. Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana'

6. With a serious face Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

I used to date a guy when I was a teen that did crazy stuff like ths all the time. In stores he would just start off the wall crazy stuff and anywhere in public. He was hilarious and embarrasing at the same time!

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

Taking my husband grocery shopping is a real challenge.

He likes to put odd items in the cart when I'm not looking..... things like beef tongue

Or he will stand at the end of an aisle and ask loudly: " Hey honey, are we out of pickled pig brains in gravy"? or some other gross disgusting thing.

 

[DTchickens]

The ATM and Zoo part is what got me. Rest aren't bad either..

 

[Crickett]

In a crowded elevator, when all is quiet, say in a loud voice "If you all don't shut up, I'm turning this vehicle around!"


When walking down a corridor, suddenly start skipping. Double points if you're walking with co-workers. Triple points if you're walking with your boss.



When answering the telephone, say "I'll have to put you on hold." Hum the jepordy theme, then hang up.


When buying new glasses, put them on and say in a loud voice "I can see! It's a miracle!"

 

[shuizar209]

Thank you I needed a good laugh!!!!!!!!! You guys "crack" me up...

 

[gaited horse]

Quote:
Now I dare some one to do that

 

[Miss Sebright]

Ok, they're not very good but here goes...

When having a conversation suddenly point and yell asparegus(spell) and run!

When saying hello to someone suddenly shout a random holliday.

Go up to a stranger sniff them and say "You smell like peanuts... I like peanuts!"

Stare at someone intently with a blank face and follow them around.

Go around spanking people and say "Don't worry Bob i'll save you!"

Run around and yell " The end is near! Santa will kill us all!"


Me and my friends have done all this but the last two

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[Sitka]

Quote:

So that was you!

 

[Miss Sebright]

Quote:

So that was you!

Nah, That was Emily

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