Yeah, I understand that. Like I said I wasn't trying to be mean or anything, just tryin to make sense of the conversation lol. I know what ya mean, I pretty much survive off the land as it is. I put up peas, green beans, squash, okra. And other veggies. I have fruit trees berry bushes, stock up on homeade jelly, and I am an avid hunting and fishing fanatic. My grocery bill is less than 50 dollars most months. I love it. Oh look you have me in survivor mode now lol, would any type of oil work on the egg to keep it for a year on the counter? lol