I have done some reading on eggs: from Robert and Hannah Litt - "A Chicken in Every Yard" information gleaned....(I learned a lot from this book and recommend it!)
Per Litt:
The egg has an outer cuticle which provides a layer of protection that helps keep the egg from drying out.
So if an egg is soiled, leave it be as it is until you are ready to use it, so the outer cuticle will not be removed, and the egg will not dry out as fast. However if an egg is old, it does begin to dry out over time, even if you didn't wash off the outer cuticle, and accumulates air within the shell...even if you haven't washed it..
To determine how fresh and egg is, put it in a glass of water. If it sinks to the bottom, it is fresh.
As an egg ages, it accumulates air inside the shell and it will float higher and higher in the glass of water, the more aged it becomes.
Being in the medical profession, I am germ conscious and chickens can carry salmonella...and that disease is NOT so much fun.
SALMONELLA...often a self-limiting enteritis with watery diarrhea associated with abdominal pain and cramping. However, it can produce septicemia with systemic symptoms including fever, cough and meningismus (Enteric Fever) with high fever. There may be a relative bradycardia associated with the high fever. (i.e., typically when you have a fever, your heart rate is 10-20 beats faster per minute than normal, and that does not happen with this disease.)
Should you develop diarrhea with fever, and suspect this, be sure to replenish fluids lost from diarrhea with Popsicles first (you can't slug down a Popsicle no matter how thirsty you are...so small amounts of liquids get absorbed slowly, making it less likely you will puke it right back up...and even if you do puke it back up, because you have slowly reintroduced liquids, you probably will have had time to absorb some of the fluid and electrolytes before you can accumulate enough fluid in the stomach to produce enough to actually vomit.) And that is the goal: To keep fluids and other nutrients in the stomach long enough, so that they can be absorbed by your body.
If you have access to WHO (World Health Organization) re-hydration packets, those are also useful for re-hydration at this point. Mix according to directions on the packet. If you don't....use Popsicles to start with.
If Popsicles are being tolerated for a few hours, progress to white grape juice sips at a time frequently. This is an easily digested juice. Try each phase of re-hydration for an hour or two before advancing to the next stage/food item.
if that is tolerated, move up to Gatorade, again, sips at a time.
And then if that is tolerated, progress to chicken noodle soup to provide protein, and salt replacement.
I have been preaching this for over 20 years to patients and can verify this order of fluid and electrolyte replacement is highly effective in resolving dehydration and restoring electrolytes lost from vomiting and diarrhea!) Great for toddlers, children and adults with vomiting.
If dehydration persists or worsens, see a medical provider as antibiotics may be needed.(usually Ampicillin or Bactrim.) If in doubt, see a doctor!
DO NOT USE ANY TYPE OF ANTI-DIARRHEAL MEDICINE. This needs to be washed away from your system, not "kept in."
Dehydration can be lethal if your body does not get fluids and electrolytes properly restored. A good way to tell if you are properly re-hydrating is if the pinkish color begins to return to your cheeks and you have moisture in your mouth.
If despite home re-hydration, you are pale, listless, sunken eyes, dark circles under the eyes, and have mouth dryness, you may need IV fluid re-hydration, and should seek medical help immediately.
Sooooo....having gotten my first egg today, I did wash it with bleach water, dried it with a paper towel, and then cracked it and cooked it. A "deliciously" happy day for me!
If I get more eggs than I can use in a day, I plan to store them dirty in my refrigerator in a carton, and not clean them until I use them. I am an avid gardener as well, and I don't use any pesticides, etc. on any of my food products, as I believe that anything that goes into my body should be good for me...not toxic! But at the same time, common sense approach makes me think that cleaning the eggs with bleach water is probably a good health practice to thwart off any organisms on the shell just prior to cooking, and the minute bit of bleach water when I crack the egg seems a whole lot safer to me than salmonella. ...So that's my personal intuitive thoughts on this matter!