Toddlers are Quackers

[CapricornFarm]

We are having ribs and rice!

 

[BullChick]

I have pork ribs somewhere in my freezer. I keep forgetting.

 

[BullChick]

My husband is seriously into beef ribs. One evening we were sitting in a truck stop, drinking sweet tea while playing Cribbage. I had pork and kraut cooking in the truck. I went to go to the bathroom before we went back out, and noticed they had beef ribs on the buffet. It’s so unheard of, I knew dinner was going to change. DH didn’t believe me, but when he looked, he was so excited. He was even happier that he was still getting his pork and kraut the next day.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

I'm having quesadillas
But cheap ones no good stuff

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Good Morning!!!

 

[DwayneNLiz]

and my baby was out hiking with her grampy yesterday....

 

[BullChick]

Duckling wakes after eight, but I was still surprised she slept until after eight today. I guess I just had a sixth sense something was wrong. I went upstairs at quarter after, and she was caked in dried vomit. I told the neighbors she couldn’t go to school, but what do I know? She didn’t fuss too much in the shower, but I used a bath mit to do her hair. She agreed her stomach hurt, couldn’t stop saying she was cold after I got her dressed, wasn’t in a hurry to drink, and was very moody.
Anyone surprised that the school refused to admit her?
No, she isn’t here. I had the audacity to plan on keeping her calm and comfortable. She’s currently being drug around from store to store.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

someone should report those *enterwordhere*

 

[CapricornFarm]

Duckling wakes after eight, but I was still surprised she slept until after eight today. I guess I just had a sixth sense something was wrong. I went upstairs at quarter after, and she was caked in dried vomit. I told the neighbors she couldn’t go to school, but what do I know? She didn’t fuss too much in the shower, but I used a bath mit to do her hair. She agreed her stomach hurt, couldn’t stop saying she was cold after I got her dressed, wasn’t in a hurry to drink, and was very moody.
Anyone surprised that the school refused to admit her?
No, she isn’t here. I had the audacity to plan on keeping her calm and comfortable. She’s currently being drug around from store to store.

So sorry there are such miserable people with children.

 

[Cyneswith]

I'm sick as a dog, both kids are finally asleep, my medicine has kicked in (so cough has died down a bit), and my husband has half a dozen errands to run today (his grandmother died last night), and I just want to go back to sleep while I can, but DANG IT, I have to take care of the chickens...

grouse mutter gripe complain

Edit: Taking care of them has re-invigorated the cough.