I wish I had known more about the differences between Internet Dating and being a Chicken Farmer 10 years ago...
1. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER ask for my Credit Card.
2. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER have something '...better to do' than to spend time with me.
3. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER ask for the keys to my car or truck.
4. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER need pills to combat IBS, Bipolar Disorder, Depression, Anxiety, or Obesity...
5. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks are ALWAYS excited to see me every single time I visit them.
6. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER need makeup.
7. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER show up late for a date.
8. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks actually want me to hold them and love them.
9. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks never have that certain 'Time of the Month'.
10. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks always enjoy my singing, whistling, and lectures...
God Bless America
JP