I wish I had known more about the differences between Internet Dating and being a Chicken Farmer 10 years ago...
1.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER ask for my Credit Card.
2.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER have something '...better to do' than to spend time with me.
3.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER ask for the keys to my car or truck.
4.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER need pills to combat IBS, Bipolar Disorder, Depression, Anxiety, or Obesity...
5.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks are ALWAYS excited to see me every single time I visit them.
6.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER need makeup.
7.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks NEVER show up late for a date.
8.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks actually want me to hold them and love them.
9.  My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks  never have that certain 'Time of the Month'.
10. My 2 week old Leghorn Chicks always enjoy my singing, whistling, and lectures...
God Bless America
JP