Torture Ideas Anyone?

[pipermark]

Well skinning always works, you take your time, skin a little , then throw some salt on the area, most people you will have to wake up between saltings.

Let me know if you need some more ideas.

 

[CHKNFMR]

Okay... This works best on an ex...and during the middle of summer... but perhaps could be altered to another situation.... like on the carpet under his bed (or on his matress under the sheet, sprinkled with some water from a little sprayer...

While the moon is high above the horizon and the sky is dark (middle of the night), take a box (or 10) of powdered milk and sprinkle lightly yet liberally all over the grassy parts of the yard. The dew shall fall and mix with the milk powder and seep into the ground. When the sun hits high in the sky and the temps rise (best when it hits high 90's/+), the milk shall sour and the yard shall reek!!!! Will leave no trace to be tracked as to the source of the smell, yet will take weeks (if done correctly and no heavy rain fall) for the smell to leave.

My bff told me I was evil back then. Not evil, just vengeful!!!!

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

Let us know how it goes, dear. There are some excellent ideas, here!

 

[Ese_N_Gracie]

I couldn't read the entire thread....but in reality as angry as you might be....most transplanted flowering plants die if they have flowers on them when you dig them up....they spend all their energy trying to keep the bloom alive instead of using it to re-establish their root system....just move em over and they will have a great year 2009...I'd still use it against the lil jerk to make him do some serious hard labor time....for the next ten years....at least his boredom didn't lead him to messing with the feathered babes....like dye and feather cuts

 

[Ese_N_Gracie]

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Sweety...darling that is the definition of EVIL...and it's beautiful....one of my fav pramks is the post office must deliver with postage due...so it doesn't hit your pocket book....but mail him a smelly fish...with postage due...which takes longer....it last a few seconds but he must dispose

 

[lorieMN]

how about just smack him HARD upside the head...he is after all you brother,not your child,nobody could get you for child abuse then,I smacked my brothers when they needed it,but then I grew up in a house with 4 boys,.I claim self defense..

 

[chickens4jojo]

"Off with their heads!!" Mean Crazy Queen in Alice of Wonderland?!

That was not "boredom," that was plain meanness. Get your parent's help here.........I would.

 

[drafthorse39]

, I love this thead! The powdered milk idea is brilliant! I'm gonna pass this around to my sister with a nosey neighbor down the block! I hope we don't get caught, I'm gonna stick it in a miracle grow container just in case.

 

[d.k]

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He DOES need a job-- but, not one in landscaping, I would think. . . . LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the powdered milk idea, and here you would have the added bonus of BILLIONS of fire ants moving in very rapidly. . . .but it's her own yard, apparently, so . . . . .

 

[d.k]

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He DOES need a job-- but, not one in landscaping, I would think. . . . LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the powdered milk idea, and here you would have the added bonus of BILLIONS of fire ants moving in very rapidly. . . .but it's her own yard, apparently, so . . . . .