Tricks country folk play on City Slickers

[Stumpy]

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You beat me to it!

 

[darkmatter]

When my Kids were little (years ago), they learned that they could approach the Rooster, kick at him, turn and run. This was irresistible to the Roo and he would chase them----What may you ask, was the purpose of this? When the city cousins came to visit the kids would take them for a tour which included the chickens with tales of the vicious spurred Rooster. They would then do the kick and run thing with the city cousins screaming for dear life as they made for the house. My kids knew they could outrun the rooster, but they only needed to outrun the city cousins.

 

[FireTigeris]

A trick was tried on me because of my Yankee accent...

Now I'm not allergic to poison ivy or oak...

These #$%&^ at camp (religious camp) dared me to "touch the luck plant" ...

now I knew what it was because even though I lived in Jacksonville I was in the suburban area on a 1.5 acre wooded lot.

So I also knew I am not allergic to it.

So I touch it, and say that it makes me feel lucky...

They watch me for nearly an hour.

Of course nothing happens- I get two interns in on it with me by telling them what happened.

So they make sure I'm VERY lucky that day.

So these dweebs go back and touch it ... on there onw... of course they break out in hives and rash...

Served them right.

 

[sunnychooks]

I had a goat many years ago that would play by running at you full-tilt, then jumping away at the last minute. Whenever someone went into the paddock I would warn them about the goat that likes to ram people - "but she would be okay since I'm here".
I don't know who had more fun - her or me!

 

[EweSheep]

Well I am a city slicker but had a time out in the country! Glad we lived on the farm for almost 15 years so I love jokes on city and country folks!

Rozzie, better keep those verses out of BYC because it causes things to shut down.

We have been thru it and mods have locked it down quickly.

 

[EweSheep]

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Yes I had my fair share, both city and country driving on roads! Besides city folks can teach country folks a thing or two, while country folks can teach alot MORE to city folks about where their food comes from.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

My nephew wouldn't go barefoot in the fresh tilled garden in fear of loosing some toes to the " GARDEN GATORS". I guess it's hereditary, Dad kept me off of the ladder going to the attic because it was the home to a "WOMPUS CAT". I never once saw the attic in that house.

 

[chick4chicks]

Snipe hunting

been there done that LOL

 

[Rozzie]

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I grew up on an old-fashioned family farm in the Midwest. There are jackasses who live in the country, and jackasses who live in the city. It's not a matter of whether someone is from the country or from the city.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

ATTENTION.....WILL ALL PARTY-POOPERS PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING.