Once upon a time... there was me. My mom was watching tv and heard someone saying "Ow" a bunch of times. She thought someone was actually hurt but it was just me sleep walking down the hallway with a fake limp saying "Ow".
"Emma? Are you okay?"
"No! I don't want to change the wallpaper!"
"What?"
"I don't like that wallpaper!"
"Okay, we don't have to change the wallpaper."
My mom plays along and begins walking me down the hallway back to my bedroom but I decide to
literally bounce off the walls.
"Walk normally."
"I am walking normal, I am walking normal!" I chant as I continue to run into walls over and over again. The end.