Troyergals Chat Thread!!!

[Flock Master64]

No no, say it properly, in britspeak. Oy! (sometimes spelled oi, but whatever. and often accompanied by a you.)

Oi, you! uh....whats up? And where are my accusers?!

I'm not British. I'm German...

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

Ach, whatever..

 

[CP Chicken]

Alright, so Micah has claimed that you threw Homish off a cliff and now almost everyone is planning on going to NJ to get their revenge, also known as murdering you. While they were planning their revenge, they were eating hougies and I stole them so now everyone is trying to kill me as well.

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

Alright, so Micah has claimed that you threw Homish off a cliff and now almost everyone is planning on going to NJ to get their revenge, also known as murdering you. While they were planning their revenge, they were eating hougies and I stole them so now everyone is trying to kill me as well.

Hmm.. I remember threatening to do so...
Uh.. who is everyone?
Ok, so now we are on the run together? Can you drive yet? K, do you at least have a car? We can drive to canada or something, do we have enough hoagies to last?

 

[HeavensHens88]

Ya coming on the vengeance trek, Can?

Depends. Who's vengeance?

On Sam. For attempted assassination of Homish. Murder Weapon: Shoving off cliff. Victim is recovering, but enraged.

SSSSSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What?

Typhoons! Earthquakes! Hurricanes! SMMMMOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!! (Still don't get it?) Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!

On Sam. For attempted assassination of Homish. Murder Weapon: Shoving off cliff. Victim is recovering, but enraged.

Hmmm. What's the plan?

Typhoons! Earthquakes! Hurricanes! SMMMMOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!! (Still don't get it?) Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!

No

On Sam. For attempted assassination of Homish. Murder Weapon: Shoving off cliff. Victim is recovering, but enraged.

Hmmm. What's the plan?

We haven't gotten that far yet...

SSSSSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What?

Tphoons! Earthquakes! Hurricanes! SMMMMOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!! (Still don't get it?) Kill da wabbit!Kill da wabbit!Kill da wabbit!

*Shoves Micah into ditch* If you open your mouth one more time, we'll laugh ourselves to NJ.

Typhoons! Earthquakes! Hurricanes! SMMMMOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!! (Still don't get it?) Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!

No

Spear and magic helmet!

SSSSSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What?

Tphoons! Earthquakes! Hurricanes! SMMMMOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!! (Still don't get it?) Kill da wabbit!Kill da wabbit!Kill da wabbit!

*Shoves Micah into ditch* If you open your mouth one more time, we'll laugh ourselves to NJ.

Do YOU get it?

We haven't gotten that far yet...

What's the hold up?

*Shoves Micah into ditch* If you open your mouth one more time, we'll laugh ourselves to NJ.

I live in NJ

Spear and magic helmet!

Is that a movie?

Yep! Chachacha...what's up doc?

We haven't gotten that far yet...

What's the hold up?

He threw Homsih off a cliff!

We haven't gotten that far yet...

What's the hold up?

He threw Homsih off a cliff!

*helps Micah out of ditch* If we're going to get anywhere, we actually have to start walking.

We haven't gotten that far yet...

What's the hold up?

He threw Homsih off a cliff!

*helps Micah out of ditch* If we're going to get anywhere, we actually have to start walking.

True, thank you

He threw Homsih off a cliff!

Plan.

1. Go to NJ 2.figure out a plan!

*helps Micah out of ditch* If we're going to get anywhere, we actually have to start walking.

We could drive...

*helps Micah out of ditch* If we're going to get anywhere, we actually have to start walking.

We could drive...

Got a car?

*helps Micah out of ditch* If we're going to get anywhere, we actually have to start walking.

We could drive...

*Wryly* Mom took the truck, Micah has no clue why they're antlers on a motorcycle, and Enterprise hung up on us.

*helps Micah out of ditch* If we're going to get anywhere, we actually have to start walking.

We could drive...

*Wryly* Mom took the truck, Micah has no clue why they're antlers on a motorcycle, and Enterprise hung up on us.

For the record I simply didn't explain the entire 'handlebar cancept' to her. I completely understand.

*Wryly* Mom took the truck, Micah has no clue why they're antlers on a motorcycle, and Enterprise hung up on us.

I..I have a truck

I have a horse and wagon! Actually I don't...but that would be cool.

1. Go to NJ 2.figure out a plan!

No. 1. Figure out a plan 2. Go to NJ

*Wryly* Mom took the truck, Micah has no clue why they're antlers on a motorcycle, and Enterprise hung up on us.

I..I have a truck

*gestures to the vast dry devoid wasteland we're in* Can you teleport like I, in all of my epicness, can?

No. 1. Figure out a plan 2. Go to NJ

Get ready for the never ending argument, folks! Let's take a vote.

*gestures to the vast dry devoid wasteland we're in* Can you teleport like I, in all of my epicness, can?

Why does it matter if he can if you can??? Just do it for him!

No. 1. Figure out a plan 2. Go to NJ

Get ready for the never ending argument, folks! Let's take a vote.

I vote my plan! (encase y'all didn't assume that already)

That movie was pretty funny! The squirrel is EXACTLY what my little bro Joshua is like!

I vote my plan! (encase y'all didn't assume that already)

So: Team Homish/Micah: NJ, then plan. Team Can: Plan, then NJ. So far it is 1-1.

We should eat more hoagies

I vote my plan! (encase y'all didn't assume that already)

So: Team Homish/Micah: NJ, then plan. Team Can: Plan, then NJ. So far it is 1-1.

Loyalty will be the death of me. I vote NJ then Plan.

Aaand then there is team Jake - hoagies first. I'm with him! XD

Loyalty will be the death of me. I vote NJ then Plan.

Anyone else for practicality?

Loyalty will be the death of me. I vote NJ then Plan.

I'm already in NJ sooooo...

I vote my plan! (encase y'all didn't assume that already)

In case you were wondering mine is plan A

So how shall we incorporate the Hogies?

*sigh* I don't know which team to go with!

So how shall we incorporate the Hogies?

EAT THEM!!!!

But at which point in our journey?

EAT THEM!!!! While trekking to NJ, of course.

Well duh to the first part. CUZ YOU EDITED IN THE SECOND!!!

Jake, what say you?

Hoagies, NJ, plan

X2! I vote for Jakes new plan of action!

INDEED!!!! *Flings a hoagie at Micah.*

Jake, what say you?

Hoagies, NJ, plan

X2! I vote for Jakes new plan of action!

INDEED!!!! *Flings a hoagie at Micah.*

*Collects lettuce, meat, bread, etc. off lap*

INDEED!!!! *Flings a hoagie at Micah.*

I IS HERE TOO!!! And hoagie-less. Can's hogs ate mine.

Hello! What's up y'all?

Insanity.

Hello! What's up y'all?

Sam threw Homish off the cliff and we're all going to go revenge him. First we're going to eat Hogies. Then we're going in Jakes truck to NJ. Then we're going to come up with an attack plan.

I'll have number 3 please

HOAGIES!!!!!!!!

INDEED!!!! *Flings a hoagie at Micah.*

I IS HERE TOO!!! And hoagie-less. Can's hogs ate mine.

Hello! What's up y'all?

Hello! What's up y'all?

Sam threw Homish off the cliff and we're all going to go revenge him. First we're going to eat Hogies. Then we're going in Jakes truck to NJ. Then we're going to come up with an attack plan.

*Flings hoagies at KFG and Dan*

*Flings hoagies at KFG and Dan*

Who is Dan??

Me too.

Me three! Do we get more than one?

I'll have number 3 please

Me too.

*Throws ONE #3 in Can and Jake's general direction*

*Throws ONE #3 in Can and Jake's general direction*

That's more like it!!

*Takes hoagies and jumps out of the window*

*Takes hoagies and jumps out of the window*

bbbbbbbbbb but we were gonna eat those! You wouldn't want us to have to make a new plan would you?

*Takes hoagies and jumps out of the window*

HOAGIE THIEF!!!!!!!!!

bbbbbbbbbb but we were gonna eat those! You wouldn't want us to have to make a new plan would you?

Yeah, one that includes vengeance on Sam AND CP.

*Flings hoagies at KFG and Dan*

*Takes hoagies and jumps out of the window*

bbbbbbbbbb but we were gonna eat those! You wouldn't want us to have to make a new plan would you?

*jumps after CP* NOW WE HAVE A NEW CRIMINAL!!! GET HER!!!!!

Hey, some of those are MINE!!! And I don't want your germs on them!

*jumps after CP* NOW WE HAVE A NEW CRIMINAL!!! GET HER!!!!!

C'mon guys!!!

*Releases the pit-lurchers* Get 'er, dogs! *Salutes in the general direction of Arizona*

*Releases the pit-lurchers* Get 'er, dogs! *Salutes in the general direction of Arizona*

*Salutes with Heavens*

*Releases the pit-lurchers* Get 'er, dogs! *Salutes in the general direction of Arizona*

*Salutes with Heavens*

*Continues blank face of confusion*

bbbbbbbbbb but we were gonna eat those! You wouldn't want us to have to make a new plan would you?

Go ahead and make a new plan! I'll just be here, being my invincible self, and eating HOAGIES!! Bwahaha

HOAGIE THIEF!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much...

Yeah, one that includes vengeance on Sam AND CP.

Yeesss, I am evil!

*jumps after CP* NOW WE HAVE A NEW CRIMINAL!!! GET HER!!!!!

*Releases the pit-lurchers* Get 'er, dogs! *Salutes in the general direction of Arizona*

*Sprints away while shoving hoagies into my mouth*

*Releases the pit-lurchers* Get 'er, dogs! *Salutes in the general direction of Arizona*

*Salutes with Heavens*

*Continues blank face of confusion*

bbbbbbbbbb but we were gonna eat those! You wouldn't want us to have to make a new plan would you?

Go ahead and make a new plan! I'll just be sitting here, being my invincible self, and eating HOAGIES!! Bwahaha

HOAGIE THIEF!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much...

Yeah, one that includes vengeance on Sam AND CP.

Yeesss, I am evil!

*jumps after CP* NOW WE HAVE A NEW CRIMINAL!!! GET HER!!!!!

*Sprints away while shoving hoagies into my mouth*

*Bolts after CP with massive war cry*

Go ahead and make a new plan! I'll just be sitting here, being my invincible self, and eating HOAGIES!! Bwahaha Pretty much... Yeesss, I am evil! *Sprints away while shoving hoagies into my mouth*

We gots pit-lurchers. You can run but you can't hide!

I can't believe how many enemies I have mangaged to make in less than 10 minutes....

*Bolts after CP with massive war cry*

Things just got interesting folks!

YO FROST!!! *Flings a random pair of sneakers at Frost* You good at running?

I can't believe how many enemies I have mangaged to make in less than 10 minutes....

Hogies dude...hogies...

Go ahead and make a new plan! I'll just be here, being my invincible self, and eating HOAGIES!! Bwahaha Pretty much... Yeesss, I am evil! *Sprints away while shoving hoagies into my mouth*

Hogies dude...hogies...

'Zactly.

Indeed. *Races after CP in hot pursuit.*

Hogies dude...hogies...

'Zactly.

YO FROST!!! *Flings a random pair of sneakers at Frost* You good at running?

HEY SARAH!!! Do I look like someone who runs ;-;

Hogies dude...hogies...

'Zactly.

*looks at the meme that just appeared in the middle of the desert* Yo, dude, you a good runner?

*Puts on jet pack* "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT PIT-LURKERS AAAARRREEEE!" I yell as I fly away.

YO FROST!!! *Flings a random pair of sneakers at Frost* You good at running?

HEY SARAH!!! Do I look like someone who runs ;-;

*Pitches sneakers at Frost* Looks are deceptive. So is CP.

Me or Jack?

Jack, everybody knows you aren't. XD JK

*Puts on jet pack* "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT PIT-LURKERS AAAARRREEEE!" I yell as a begin fly away.

*Unleashes my pet owl who is trained to KILL*

*Puts on jet pack* "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT PIT-LURKERS AAAARRREEEE!" I yell as a begin fly away.

*Eyes glow orange and turns into Skyfire. Shoots into the sky after CP, wings flapping madly* *Dogs grow wings*

I have no chance of survival, do I?

Me or Jack?

Jack, everybody knows you aren't. XD JK

Heeeeeeyyy! I can run 1/4 mile flat-out! And that's pretty impressive considering I weigh...what was it...1,572 lbs?

*Pitches sneakers at Frost* Looks are deceptive. So is CP.

*glares at the shoes* I'm not putting on foot prisons ;-; if I go running I do it my way, the barefoot way. Whatttt me??? Deceptive? Me? Noooooooooo

Heeeeeeyyy! I can run 1/4 mile flat-out! And that's pretty impressive considering I weigh...what was it...1,572 lbs?

LOL

I have no chance of survival, do I?

*Dogs grow wings*

XD

Me or Jack?

Jack, everybody knows you aren't. XD JK

Heeeeeeyyy! I can run 1/4 mile flat-out! And that's pretty impressive considering I weigh...what was it...1,572 lbs?

Me ran 15 mile marathon in an hour.

I have no chance of survival, do I?

Nope, I might let you live if you put the hoagies back.

Me ran 15 mile marathon in an hour.

You go get her than!

Nope, I might let you live if you put the hoagies back.

She et them already.

You go get her than!

Yeah, why is she asking us if we run??

Me ran 15 mile marathon in an hour.

You go get her than!

*Shrugs and turns back into Saeah* Runners can't fly. Gravity is uncooperative.

*glares at the shoes* I'm not putting on foot prisons ;-; if I go running I do it my way, the barefoot way. Whatttt me??? Deceptive? Me? Noooooooooo

Join me Frost... join the dark side, we have hoagies.

My killer owl is out for you, CP.

Dear CP, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sincerely, Micah

My killer owl is out for you, CP.

*Dives into the ocean and swims beside a shark*

Shots are literally being fired now!!! Police and other officials recommend everyone stay in their homes until further notice.

Me. Imagine instead of pink force-shield thingys, chickens. :cd

Uhh, I think those are supposed to be trees............... Pink city trees........

Freaky.

Okay, then, I'm flinging pink trees at CP!!!!

Perfection in GIFs.

Dear Sam, Extra sincerely, Micah @Bills vs Beaks

Freaky.

Okay, then, I'm flinging pink trees at CP!!!!

Can't stop laughing!!!

Me. Imagine instead of pink force-shield thingys, chickens. :cd

That is me right now.... except imagine me running like that underwater.

Freaky.

Okay, then, I'm flinging pink trees at CP!!!!

*dodges trees, eats another hoagie*

*dodges trees, eats another hoagie*

A sopping wet hoagie! You're underwater, remember?

Like...that monster mash kind of DOWN.

Yeah. That kind of down. We need a meme for that kind of down!!

No but like...did you actually get that one? I barely know the reference myself!

My phone officially hates me...

WITH MY KILLER FISH CHASING YOU

GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, DIE FISH DIIIIEEEEEEEEEE. OH MY GOODNESS, A FISH JUST BITE MY ARM. *drops a single hoagie*

GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, DIE FISH DIIIIEEEEEEEEEE. OH MY GOODNESS, A FISH JUST BITE MY ARM. *drops a single hoagie*

*eats da hoagie*

A sopping wet hoagie! You're underwater, remember?

Then why are you all still chasing me if the hoagies aren't any good anymore?

I like hoagies, wet or dry!

And, you can't get away with CRIME!!

GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, DIE FISH DIIIIEEEEEEEEEE. OH MY GOODNESS, A FISH JUST BITE MY ARM. *drops a single hoagie*

*eats da hoagie*

*Dives into the Delaware River after CP (most logical place in NJ)*

Like...that monster mash kind of DOWN.

Yeah. That kind of down. We need a meme for that kind of down!!

No but like...did you actually get that one? I barely know the reference myself!

Did you get it! I'm getting pretty excited over here hoping you did!

*All of the fish eat the rest of the hoagies* KindaFarmGal, your fish have betrayed you.

This should explain it, Sam.

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

Wait, nvm canada. The caribbean sounds better

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

This should explain it, Sam.

Thank you! It more or less makes sense now!

 

[CP Chicken]

Hmm.. I remember threatening to do so...
Uh.. who is everyone?
Ok, so now we are on the run together? Can you drive yet? K, do you at least have a car? We can drive to canada or something, do we have enough hoagies to last?

Hmmm let's see... KFG, Dan, Sarah, FlackMaster, Micah... I think that's all the people.


Nope driving is a negative. I've got two vehicles though! ..... Sure, Caribbbeans it is, though I bet London would be better! XD






The hoagies are sopping wet because I jumped into the ocean with them..

 

[HeavensHens88]

I WILL BE BACK.
DON'T THINK I WON'T BE.

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

K, so we just outnumbered 5-2. Ive had worse...
Is one of them a truck or any vehicle with 4wd? Otherwise, Im gonna go ask my dad very nicely if I can steal his car. Then, Im gonna steal it.
No, we need to be way out in the middle of nowhere. London has scotland yard on their side. We need a lawless place where we can take over and rule and have subjects and all that.

Which ocean, exactly? I refuse to eat anything dipped in the pacific...