Two things I've learned NOT to do around chickens

[Noble Rooster]

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So hilarious! Sir Elton really has, um, special taste.

 

[Morgan7782]

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I just made the mistake yesterday of painting ONLY three of my nails, all three different colors to see which I liked best. Then when I went outside I freaked out when Joon attacked my fingernails with her beak, thinking OMG she is rabid and then I realized it was the POLISH lol!! Now I definately know not to wear that.

I also learned not to eat ANY sort of meat in my chicken pen. My girls are 98 percent carnivors and steal right off my place whenever I do. Always the meat, of course never the salad or greens haha. My mom almost killed me because I lost a good size chunk of expenssssssive steak to Joon, my 11 week old Barred Rock. LOL! Trust me, I was NOT offering!