UFO Spotted In China??

[Q9]

When my dad and I saw the video, we both reacted simultaneously.

His reaction: "Well, that's 30 seconds wasted."

My reaction: "Strobe light on clouds. Not impressed."

Cynical minds think alike, I guess.


Even if it IS aliens, we've seen enough movies to know that they can't win. The best part is, we can also learn from the mistakes in sci-fi movies!

Rule #1: The aliens ARE NOT FRIENDLY!!! Launch preemptive strikes!

Rule #2: You need to find an ultra-manly guy, preferably associated with the military, as well as an underappreciated genius.

Rule #3: When the genius comes up with a ridiculous plan that seems completely suicidal, go along with it. It will be a stunning success.

Rule #4: Alternately, you can see if the aliens wear space suits. If they don't, just comply with them, they have no immunity to Earth diseases.

Rule #5: If they do wear space suits, see rule #2.

Rule #6: If they have force fields, try an EMP or other electronic warfare. This has not been tried in any movie, so there is a high chance of success.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Between Arnie

, Sigourney

, & Q9

......they don't stand a chance!

 

[Q9]

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You forgot about Chuck Norris. His awesomeness will fry them if he wants it too.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Sorry, can't forget kung-fu Chuckie!

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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My mom and I joked the other day that when the President is briefed on the impending attack they will come in with Terminator, Stargate, Independence Day, Armageddon, and a few other movies I don't remember and ask him which strategy he wants to go with

 

[Q9]

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My mom and I joked the other day that when the President is briefed on the impending attack they will come in with Terminator, Stargate, Independence Day, Armageddon, and a few other movies I don't remember and ask him which strategy he wants to go with

If an alien has the tech to visit Earth, it's 99.9999% guarunteed to be hostile. Just look at movies AND videogames! It's practically unanimous! Never seen Stargate, so I wouldn't know about that particular species.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

If they're short & dumpy, offer them Reeces Pieces & a cellphone to PHONE HOME!

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

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My mom and I joked the other day that when the President is briefed on the impending attack they will come in with Terminator, Stargate, Independence Day, Armageddon, and a few other movies I don't remember and ask him which strategy he wants to go with

If an alien has the tech to visit Earth, it's 99.9999% guarunteed to be hostile. Just look at movies AND videogames! It's practically unanimous! Never seen Stargate, so I wouldn't know about that particular species.

But *sputter sputter* what about ET, Cocoon, Starman, Abyss, My Step Mother was an Alien, The Coneheads?

I like reeces pieces

and am short, been called dumpy ........hmmmmm birdaholic are you talking about me???

 

[Q9]

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If an alien has the tech to visit Earth, it's 99.9999% guarunteed to be hostile. Just look at movies AND videogames! It's practically unanimous! Never seen Stargate, so I wouldn't know about that particular species.

But *sputter sputter* what about ET, Cocoon, Starman, Abyss, My Step Mother was an Alien, The Coneheads?

I like reeces pieces

and short, been called dumpy ........hmmmmm birdaholic are you talking about me???

Don't get me started on ET. We all know that he was a spy.

Same with, well, most of the others. The Coneheads are just creepy.

They put on a friendly air and in fact report back to their respective empires on Earth defenses! TO THE TIN FOIL HATS!!!

Oh, another rule for dealing with aliens: Do NOT underestimate the power of the redneck. In all likelihood, his claims about being abducted are true, and he is worth many soldiers in alien-killing.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Na all it takes is a good drunk crop-duster on a revenge kick. Maybe a cable guy to help out. Call Larry.