Go on treat yourself but unfortunately they don’t make the octagon anymore. It’s the ovation range now I believe, still heard good things about them though. I was lucky and the other half treated me to it a few years back. It’s a good incubator though and has been well worth the extra money even just for peace of mind.
LOL on the Brahma! Just typical....
Ouch, it hurts! Especially when you just can’t get up because of the pain.
Not surprised she ain’t happy! Mine told me not to ride either but as soon as I felt able I was back on

mind you I did have to get someone to help me on and off. Once on it wasn’t too bad but I had to get off at the mounting block. It was quite a sight to behold