UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! 🥴

[JCaseyHammond]

A little known fact about tiger eggs:

Tiger eggs do not have shells. They are a soft egg somewhat like a hermit crab. Tigers will search for a structure to lay their eggs in that will protect it.

Now in rare instances, a tigeress will find an ostrich egg and use it, but it is a lot of work and so much can go wrong. The tigeress has to blow out the ostrich egg then blow in her own soft egg. Hard to do, so not the preferable shell.

Now, in an attempt to maintain my reputation for complete honesty and knowing some females will deny this, the tigeress actually does very little of the work. She forces her mate to find the protective egg shell she needs. Which means the male tiger must gather all the food the and be looking for “eggs” at the same time.

This has evolved into finding a food source that contains an egg casing. As amazing as it seems human skulls are the perfect egg shell. Nothing to blow out and the egg slips right in.

Which explains why female tigers are responsible for all human deaths by tigers..

Oh good to know! Won’t be letting Mimi cat give me any ear kisses then! Lol

 

[aart]

You gotta go to the actual KK shop where they make them and watch through the little window as they ride down the conveyor belt under the glaze water fall

and then the nice lady behind the counter will give it to you right off the line still warm and melty, and as you eat it you will float above the ground about an inch to an inch and a half depending on the barometric pressure of the day

Yah, they gotta be FRESH!!

 

[duluthralphie]

I cut up a tree just yesterday after it fell with my wild jungle chickens in it. They’re so good at surviving not a feather was harmed and they rode it down like a champ. I used a stihl and felt more like a man because of it.

“A real man doesn’t need a saw you feel like a man” Confucius, ca. 483b.c.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I prefer McCullough

I cut up a tree just yesterday after it fell with my wild jungle chickens in it. They’re so good at surviving not a feather was harmed and they rode it down like a champ. I used a stihl and felt more like a man because of it.

you’d probably already be curled up next to a dumpster behind a doughnut shop with a needle in your arm, reading pamphlets about celebrity religions, had you used a Husqvarna

 

[duluthralphie]

Which brings up a new internet popular opinion:

Writing it makes it true

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Which brings up a new internet popular opinion:

Writing it makes it true

it’s hard to argue with that now that you’ve written it on the internet

 

[duluthralphie]

It appears saws are the new way to measure ones manhood..

So top this:

that’s my stair treads setting on the bed.

 

[roosterhavoc]

That’s no BS either. It was just a Leyland Cypress but it still fell with I think 16 chickens in it on Christmas Eve. I’m 78% sure the fat man clipped it with his sleigh. I don’t think my homeowners will cover the shingles he took off my roof either. Santa has gotten reckless lately.

 

[roosterhavoc]

It appears saws are the new way to measure ones manhood..

So top this:

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that’s my stair treads setting on the bed.

Nope. I’d lose an arm.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

So top this:

consider it topped, lol

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/calling-any-one-from-missouri.73271/post-23638473