UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! 🥴

[roosterhavoc]

my great great granny had Cracker Jack chickens and she’d do the same... just walk out take off one drumstick and those amazing birds would hop around and grow back new ones while they avoided predators...

sometimes she’d reach down their throat and feel around for a prize...

usually just a toy whistle or a sticker... but that’s how they got their name

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Did she grab the gizzard! They grow back too.

she was orthodox hillybilly and a 7 hour Adventist as so she was forbidden to take gizzards unless the chicken was killed by an act of God, but since the chickens had such genetic superiority in the critter escaping department she only had gizzards once when lightning struck

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Do the prizes grow back?

that’s what I wanted to know too, but great great granny had a list of things she liked to talk about and would only talk about things on her list... prize regeneration was not on the list

 

[shawluvsbirds]

she was orthodox hillybilly and a 7 hour Adventist as so she was forbidden to take gizzards unless the chicken was killed by an act of God, but since the chickens had such genetic superiority in the critter escaping department she only had gizzards once when lightning struck

It's a dam good thing my GRANDMA ain't here.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

that’s what I wanted to know too, but great great granny had a list of things she liked to talk about and would only talk about things on her list... prize regeneration was not on the list

Omg! Yours too!

I knew you was my brotha from anotha motha!

 

[duluthralphie]

she was orthodox hillybilly and a 7 hour Adventist as so she was forbidden to take gizzards unless the chicken was killed by an act of God, but since the chickens had such genetic superiority in the critter escaping department she only had gizzards once when lightning struck

That’s very understandable.

 

[roosterhavoc]

Is there a me-maw type name for a great great grannie?

 

[CluckerFamily]

Is there a me-maw type name for a great great grannie?

How about the Greatest Me-Maw?!?

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Is there a me-maw type name for a great great grannie?

Yeah we called her Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang... that’s from the old country.

 

[duluthralphie]

Is there a me-maw type name for a great great grannie?

I have no idea, my Great Grandma passed when I was 12, but I never got to meet her.

My parents wouldn’t allow me to go to her brothel to see her.