Whatever you do, please be careful! Remember, chickens, however precious, can be replaced. You, however, cannot. 

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Oh my is this a joke?!One possible solution that hasn't been brought up, but may be helpful..... apparently there's been a lot of women lately that prefer to spend time with bears over men. You might ask around and see if there's a young lady in the neighborhood who happens to be looking for a bear.
I might have the details wrong. I'm not good with these meme things.