The hay with that! Tell her: 'First you give me the money, and then I give you the eggs'
I have a sign on my chicken coop, that says, 'First you give me three dollars and then I give you a dozen eggs'.
If she wants to buy eggs, she needs to pay you what she owes you, and then pay for the new eggs, and then she can have the eggs.
I gave a few customers one free dozen eggs. I say, 'the first dozen is free, then they are three dollars per dozen'.
I am going to suggest that your neighbor doesn't have this little concept firmly in mind about how you buy things. With that in mind, I think you are better off keeping your communication with her, very, very, very simple.
Does she also go to MacDonald's, and say, 'I will pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today'. Does she go to
Walmart and say, 'Oh, a Silver Surfer video! Twenty dollars. Ms. Clerk, I will pay for this tomorrow'.
Probably not. That is because they will call the police and have her arrested if she tries to leave without paying. The reason she does it to you is, you don't call the police when she doesn't pay for something.
Now.
I want you to think about all the starving children in Sri Lanka, Indoensia, China, Korea, and all the South American countries. Oh and Russia. And I want you to think, how angry they all would be if they knew that you were giving free eggs to this lady who already has plenty to eat, for nothing. Can you just imagine how upset they would be? Do you know how much one of those kids would like to have just ONE egg? What would they say? Of course! They would say, 'Don't give those eggs to that woman! Send them to us!'
Alright then.
Here's how it works with money and eggs.
First they give you the money.
Then you give them the eggs.
Say it with me now:
"They give me the money, and I give them the eggs".
Keep saying that to yourself, over and over,
'First they give me the money, then I give them the eggs'.
This is wrong:
'First I give them the eggs, and then they give me the money'.
The way it goes is:
'First they give me the money, then I give them the eggs'.
Money first, THEN eggs.
I will be back and 4:00 PM, and before you get your snack, you have to take a quizz. The question on the quiz is:
"Which comes first, the money or the eggs?"
I'm giving you the question ahead of time, so you can review.
Say it as you're driving in your car, or playing your guitar, or rinsing out your...har.
If that ever starts to get more complicated than that, IMMEDIATELY, say to yourself, 'They don't give me the money, I don't give them the eggs'. Then go back to the simpler version:
'First they give me the money, and then I give them the eggs'.