Waiter, theres a fly in my soup...

[chickencheeper]

actually, once i bought a bunch of bananas from Tesco, and walking back i peeled one and ate it. i was about to eat another when i saw a bulging black patch in it. it burst and millions of baby spiders cane out! i screamed and dropped the banana. it said imported from Brazil on the sticker.

Shocking, i didn’t know Brazil had spiders, it’s not like a rainforest or anything

 

[FluffehChick]

i know. could be the brazilian wandering spider.

 

[BeachFlock]

protein yum, yum, yum Connie.... @BeachFlock did you say this is kept open? Where is it kept?

I keep it open next to the coops so flies can get in, dig to the bottom and lay their eggs. I dont know what she is/was expecting me to say. I keep all human seasoning in the kitchen cabinet, and all chicken treats, supplements and seasonings in those nice screwtop plastic dog food containers from Petco. Keeps the items fresh and prevents any nonhumans getting into it.

 

[MillersFarm]

Oh how yummy~ I would of totally fed it to my chickens.. It's a little habit of mine (A bit of a gross one) But whenever I buy meal worms for my chickens as treats I always have to eat one(or two) while feeding it to my chicks.. They are quiet flavorless actually, but very crunchy!

 

[KettermanHillCoop]

Don't ever research the amount of insect parts (or rodent feces) allowed in food products.

Agreed! You'll never eat peanut butter again if you knew that there is a certain percentage of rodent hair permitted in it....

 

[sourland]

Agreed! You'll never eat peanut butter again if you knew that there is a certain percentage of rodent hair permitted in it....

Or fruit fly parts in applesauce.

 

[lilmillefleur]

Diner to waiter: I demand you take this....FLY SOUP, back to the cook!


Waiter: why? he wont eat it either!

Customer: waiter, there's a fly in my soup
Waiter: don't worry, we won't charge you extra for it!

 

[Kusanar]

Oh how yummy~ I would of totally fed it to my chickens.. It's a little habit of mine (A bit of a gross one) But whenever I buy meal worms for my chickens as treats I always have to eat one(or two) while feeding it to my chicks.. They are quiet flavorless actually, but very crunchy!

They're actually supposed to be quite good for you... People raise them and Black Soldier Flies as a protein replacement...

 

[Nardo]

actually, once i bought a bunch of bananas from Tesco, and walking back i peeled one and ate it. i was about to eat another when i saw a bulging black patch in it. it burst and millions of baby spiders cane out! i screamed and dropped the banana. it said imported from Brazil on the sticker.

Oh hell no

 

[KettermanHillCoop]

actually, once i bought a bunch of bananas from Tesco, and walking back i peeled one and ate it. i was about to eat another when i saw a bulging black patch in it. it burst and millions of baby spiders cane out! i screamed and dropped the banana. it said imported from Brazil on the sticker.