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[I have WHAT in my yard?]

Hey, look, at least she was in the yard!! She is as potty trained as anyone's dog should be!

My DD when she was going through this stage would go hide behind things and pull her diaper to one side to watch the pee come out!

 

[annie3001]

 

[michickenwrangler]

I've heard of another one

Take a 20 lb bowling ball to Disney World. Periodically stuff money into the bowling ball. Show bowling ball to Mickey Mouse and look confused when the bowling ball doesn't react.

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

The other one I heard: take 20lbs of raw hamburger and shove it into a plastic bag. Periodically pour out the juices. As the things starts to stink more and more be upset when people don't admire it in the grocery store!