Wanted: A nice duck hen looking for love in the memphis area

[nccountrygirl]

This is so cool,

 

[froggy]

I am in dickson tn but you have several ducks free if you come get them.

 

[DuckLady]

Hi Oswald!
Miss Matilda Pekin Duck here again....
My human can't read before she has coffee in the mornings. She said she didn't know where you were located. Sorry.

I know a nice duck lady, my Auntie Kendra in Florida who will be contacting you to help you find a soul mate (or just a mate, you know how you drakes are

). She finds homes for ducks that get thrown away in parks and public ponds.

Oh, and don't let the fact that you are a non-flying breed hold you back! I am a pekin with crippled feet and every day my human picks me up and "flies" me to the pond for a bath. I flap and flap and pretend I am a Mallard or Canada Goose flying free. When I am done, we fly back to my Palace.
So if you ever do get out this way, stop by. I get tomatoes for treats year round.

 

[DuckLady]

And by the way, I AM totally hot!