Yikes! Need some advice please!
I initially wanted chickens, but wasn't able to sell my husband on them as they make noise and he doesn't want to be that neighbor. I get it, kind of. Anyway, we found out about muscovy ducks, and I was finally able to get him on board with them, as they're very quiet. So we built a heck of a duck pen and got some ducks, with the plan being that we'd keep them for eggs, and maybe hatch out a batch each year for the freezer. After I slaughtered 2 males this summer (ducks seem to take a lot longer to die than chickens), it became clear to me that I didn't want to put myself through that willingly on a somewhat regular basis. Despite my research, I still was not quite prepared for just how disgusting they are (I am aware that all birds are dirty, but ducks are extra gooey dirty). Their pond goes from clean fresh water to a mudpit within hours, and I hate using all that water. They also just sit on top of the beautiful doghouse that we have in their enclosure and crap all over it. The roof will rot out shortly. They need a dish that they can submerge their heads in to keep their nares clean, and they carry their food over to it and fill it with dirt and mud and old food. It gets full of sloop within 12 hours, and keeping it defrosted isn't as simple as it is with chicken water.
Then there's the pond. The drain valve on the pond sucks (that's my fault for using a PVC valve) and both of the ears broke off after a few months worth of use. I also can't get it unscrewed from the drain pipe that is buried in the ground. And there are rats. Like, lots of rats. Because the ducks are slobs when it comes to food, the rats always have access to dropped grains, and they have taken up permanent residence under the pond in a series of elaborate tunnels. I've flooded them out several times and one of my dogs has gleefully killed them, but as long as the pond is buried in the ground, I will always have a rat problem. So now the pond is sitting empty in the enclosure because the valve is destroyed and it's just a big rat nest underneath.
I'm tearing out the pond, getting rid of the ducks, building a proper coop and getting chickens. It's too late for my husband not to build me an enclosure, and the only neighbors that we were concerned with upsetting have since gotten a yappy little dog that they leave outside for marathon barking sessions, so I am totally OK with chickens. If we get any that are too loud, I'll kill them and we'll have soup, and I can get a new one. The added benefit of hens is eggs throughout the year and different colored shells.
Am I being too rash? Does anyone want 2 muscovy females an 1 muscovy male? They're gorgeous birds, I am just in over my head in regards to gross factor.