Washingtonians Come Together! Washington Peeps

[Chickielady]

A joke for Penny:

A guy walks into an Alaskan bar wearing a 10-gallon hat. He announces, "I'm from Texas, and I'm fed up with living in the second largest state. How do I become a citizen of Alaska?" A bush pilot steps up and says, "It's simple. All you have to do is drink a quart of whiskey, wrestle a bear, and make love to a woman, all in the same night." "Fair enough! One quart of whiskey, barkeep!" The Texan downs the liquor. A little wobbly now, he turns and runs from the bar. An hour later, the cowboy returns. His clothes are torn and bloody. His face is scratched and one eye is blackened. He addresses the bush pilot. "Now, where's this woman I have to wrestle?"

A PUNNY for Hinotori:

Why did the cannibal get sick after eating the missionary? You just can't keep a good man down.

Now, back to work for me !

 

[pennyJo1960]

A joke for Penny:

A guy walks into an Alaskan bar wearing a 10-gallon hat. He announces, "I'm from Texas, and I'm fed up with living in the second largest state. How do I become a citizen of Alaska?" A bush pilot steps up and says, "It's simple. All you have to do is drink a quart of whiskey, wrestle a bear, and make love to a woman, all in the same night." "Fair enough! One quart of whiskey, barkeep!" The Texan downs the liquor. A little wobbly now, he turns and runs from the bar. An hour later, the cowboy returns. His clothes are torn and bloody. His face is scratched and one eye is blackened. He addresses the bush pilot. "Now, where's this woman I have to wrestle?"

A PUNNY for Hinotori:

Why did the cannibal get sick after eating the missionary? You just can't keep a good man down.

Now, back to work for me ! Glad it's you not me

 

[Chickielady]

Missing summer................................













And I have not seen a slug in about 5 months !
OK, I saw a few tiny ones under a potted plant.................



SIGH!!!

 

[Chickielady]

more fun photos...............











hard to walk with all these little peckers running all over !

 

[Chickielady]

more...........

 

[Chickielady]

MORE ?













ok enough ...back to work again !

 

[Knoble Chickens]

Awww... cute babies all over the place!

 

[pennyJo1960]

You are having way too much fun there !

 

[Bee and me]

I just put them in a cup on the windowsill.....they just dry up inside, but they all do fade in color. You can paint them afterwards, though !

huh? No stink? Eggs just dry up inside if you let them sit in a window?
I must be missing a step.
If I paint with nail polish, or wax seal it, will it cure the color?

 

[Hinotori]

I use a push pin to put a hole in the end, then suck out the insides. Works better than trying to actually blow. May need to scramble it with a long needle.

No, raw egg doesn't gross me. I ate enough of them growing up. I still eat raw cookie dough. Not usually whole eggs anymore, but I will the yolk sometimes.