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[Chickielady]

@Hinotori

Here is another to annoy your hubby with...PUNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Which knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual "dumb blonde" jokes, when a blonde in the 4th row stands up on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype us that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general ... and all in the name of juvenile humour!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize but the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

A man hears a knock on his door. He goes to the door to answer it and looks around to find a rather large snail on his stoop. The man picks up the snail and throws it across the street. Two weeks later, he hears the same familiar knock on his door. The man opens the door and finds the same snail, and the snail yells, "Hey, what the heck did you do that for?"

AND an oldy but a goodie::

A 60-year-old man goes to the doctor for a check up. Afterwards, the doctor comments on what good shape the man is in for his age, "I bet your father was really healthy." The man replies, "WAS? He's 80 and goes skiing every weekend." "Well, your grandfather must have been very healthy as well." "BEEN?", the man replies. "He's 100 and goes skiing every weekend, in fact he's getting married next month!" "Why would a man 110 years old want to get married?" asks the doctor. The man replies, "Who said he wants to?"

 

[LeeRoadPoultry]

My ducks are finally back to laying. It's been a long time. I thought it was going to take another month. Too bad I just filled incubator with chicken eggs.

 

[Chickielady]

Bielefelder eggs.................I need bigger egg cartons !









Monster beautiful eggs !

 

[Chickielady]

Have a friend selling 2 1588 Genesis Incubators, one digital $120. and one is manual $100.

She is located in Monroe area....for more info, PM me.

 

[Chickielady]

Apple Pie I made a few days ago...and I am doing a Shepard's Turkey-Pot Pie tonight to take to my folk's tomorrow for "Casserole Day"...My parents love the get togethers, the gossip...family gossip & politics, movies...general talk...and any news we may have that they can glean & pass on (!) to the rest of the family!
LOL


I also made an ice cream pie, recipe from a foody magazine....
3/4 heavy cream, whipped, then fold in 1 cup vanilla greek yogurt, and 2 cups of any kind of berries, (semi Thawed if frozen)...and I crunched 2 cups of frozen blueberries in my Ninja...and added that to the mixer mixture, and 3/4 cup of Stevia (or you can use Splenda)

dumped it into a graham crust made out of 1 cup coconut sugar, 1 cup of walnut meats, 3/4 cup butter semi firm, a few T of flaxseed meal....and a cup or so of corn flakes !

YIPPEE Gluten free Graham cracker crust !

Hit the go button on the Ninja and VIOLA!
Crust !
Press that in a pie pan, bake 10 minutes or until it looks BROWN-ER...and when cool, dump the filling in....added about 1 1/2 cups of whole blueberries on top as a garnish~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Freeze, add plastic wrap & keep in freezer until you are about to eat dinner.....................
When you eat dinner, get the pie out of the freezer to warm, and after 10-15 minutes it should be ready to cut...maybe 20 minutes

No photos of the ice cream pie yet....sorry.

The next one will be Mocha Coffee...which is the same base recipe, just instant coffee & coacoa...YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Chickielady]

Oh it was good I love to cut up bacon add it I cook it down first then add my seasoning
like to make a rue to thinken it bit... the guys sure ate the dickens out of a big pot
with baking powder biscuits

You gotta get some honey from Bee Wrangler who lives down the road from you.we also call him (among other things) Chicken Wrangler....his prices are SUPER for local honey
Oyler Road...should be on your left if you were going to Chehalis............PM me for his address !
He is a SUPER person ! Long time friend !

 

[pennyJo1960]

@Chickielady funnies again thanks... turkey pot pie shepherds pie sound good
and happen to have a turkey breast half eaten in the fridge..
I love the incubator I picked up from them and have real good hatches from it
although do not know I will hatch any for awhile my Blue boy F-1 cockerel is a flop
my two hatchlings from Oct the one is laying a almost white egg

 

[Hinotori]

No use wasting a perfectly nice afternoon. They look like pussywillow catkins, even though it's an alder tree

 

[pennyJo1960]

No use wasting a perfectly nice afternoon. They look like pussywillow catkins, even though it's an alder tree

they sure are enjoying it aren't they I think chickie must be right you have velcro on their bottoms?

 

[Hinotori]

See! Everyone needs silkies for pictures


I had the wrong lens on the camera for this type of picture even. Had the telephoto lens on in case some big birds came over. So I had to back up a long ways from the little girls to take the picture.