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[Chickielady]

ok.....more !!!

Two psychiatrist friends meet each other on the street. The first one says, "You're fine. How am I?"

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," says the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. At a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."

Finally a good joke !

A Hindu, a rabbi, and a lawyer are traveling to a conference in the rural midwest. Unfortunately, while in a rented car, and driving late into the night, they're forced to stop at a farmhouse to ask for shelter. The farmer, understanding their plight, agrees to put them up, but he only has two twin beds in the upstairs bedroom and a cot in the barn. The Hindu offers to sleep in the barn. He picks up the farmer's bedroll and heads out to the barn. As the others prepare to turn in, there's a knock on the door. It's the Hindu explaining he can't sleep in the barn. A cow is in the barn and is sacred to Hindus. So, quickly recognizing the situation, the Rabbi agrees to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later there's a knock on the door and it's the rabbi. He explains that there's a pig in the barn and it's simply not kosher. So the lawyer, disgusted, says, "Fine, I'll sleep in the barn," grabs the bedroll and heads out. Five minutes later there's a knock on the door ... it's the cow and the pig.

 

[Chickielady]

OK more again............

A well-worn $1 bill and a similarly distressed $20 bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The $20 bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had pretty good life," the 20 proclaimed."Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean." "Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!" "So tell me," says the 20, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?" The $1 bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, and the Lutheran Church." The $20 bill interrupts, "What's a church?"

Here's one for Hinotori !!!

Why do mice have little balls? Because most of them hate dancing!

Why does a salesman always answer a question with another question? Why shouldn't he?

"Ever been to Engagement, Ohio?" "Never heard of it. Where is it?" "Halfway between Dayton and Marion..."

A little guy is sitting at the bar, just staring into his drink when a big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on, man. I was just giving you a hard time," the trucker says, adding, "Let me buy you a drink because I can't stand to see a man cry." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot I discovered my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home, but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So, I came to the bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the darn poison."

 

[Chickielady]

more ?!?!
I think there is a few more !

A guy goes into a pizza shop and orders a pizza. The man behind the counter says, "Do you want it cut into 6 slices or 8 slices?" The guy answers, "Oh, 6 slices. I could never eat 8 slices!"

Did you hear the joke about the skunk and the jumprope? Skip it, it stinks.

Fooooooo!!!

Did you hear about the magician who walked down the street and turned into a bar?

Well, I think that is all for now peeps !!

 

[Chickielady]

Expecting the hottest weather in the next few days, until about Saturday, I guess.
Try & keep your chooks cool, in shade, with air flow.
I open doors, and wet down runs, some birds love to waller in the damp soil.
In coops that air flow is restricted, I add a fan, leave doors all open if possible.
Give them plenty of water, and cool treats like cool pumpkin, squash, zucchini, and melon.
(Not too much melon or they get the runs)
Same with all the critters.
I am going to fill up a pool & sit in it !

 

[Hinotori]

 

[Scram85]

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Do you keep the tarps up in winter also? I really like how you are set up.

 

[mixedbreeds]

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I like your set up also but the tarps would be airborne around here this place is a real wind bag.

 

[Scram85]

Yep. Eastern Washington gets a tiny bit of wind. lol We have everything cemented, nailed, bolted, or bricked at our place. Also, the amount of snow this year would have collapsed any non-peaked roof.

 

[Hinotori]

Do you keep the tarps up in winter also? I really like how you are set up.

All year. They are rain protection. There is windbreak cloth all around the pens since we get nasty winds over the pond that have picked up and carried 200' a 10x10 pen that was just roofed. I have the silver tarps at a slope into the wind so it will blow over the top. Dont want wind catching them.

I grew up on the east side of the mountains. I would do the same set up there. It would be for wind and sun in that side.

Wind break cloth rocks

 

[Hinotori]

I did have two roofs collapse under 2 feet of snow. I didn't get out in time to brush it off. The roofs are peaked. They are those dog kennels from Costco set up a bit differently.

The snow just slides off the tarps with the angle