A story posted by my buddy that teaches water polo at a local high school:
So I'm at this water polo tournament today and we're packing up. Next thing I know I hear a screaching chicken amidst a crowd of spastic teenage boys. I walk over and tell them to get a couple of towels and they herd it undr a bench. They w...ere all afraid to get it out, so I lay down put my hand on it's back and the other under it's legs and pull it out.
"woah! how'd you do that?"
"slowly and calmly."
"do you have a farm?"
"no. but my buddy does own backyardchickens.com and co-wrote chickens for dummies."
All this while stroking a chicken cooing in my arms. LOL
"woah! how'd you do that?"
"slowly and calmly."
"do you have a farm?"
"no. but my buddy does own backyardchickens.com and co-wrote chickens for dummies."
All this while stroking a chicken cooing in my arms. LOL
