We have a tom turkey problem....

Discussion in 'Turkeys' started by Quail_Antwerp, Aug 30, 2008.

  1. Quail_Antwerp

    Quail_Antwerp [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2665.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG]Mrs

    Aug 16, 2008
    Ohio
    Ok so we have a Bourbon Red Tom Turkey, named Tom, of course. He was my mom's but she just gave him to us this past month. He is really, really, really friendly if you know what I mean? (and I mean, the polar opposite of aggressive attack turkey!!)

    Anyhoo, neighbor comes up today and got to find out just how "friendly" Tom is. No matter what we did, we couldn't get Tom to leave our neighbor alone! I don't know how to explain this and keep it "G" rated...other than just saying if our neighbor had been a turkey we would be having babies!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Course our neighbor is freaking out, says he's going to have nightmares, and probably needs therapy now. He wasn't mad at us, but he sure was freaked out after we explained what Tom was doing to his foot..I mean he knew what Tom was doing, but he didn't realize that Tom was...er...um...completing the act?[​IMG]

    Never seen anyone take off for home so fast....think we've just discovered a new "pest" deterent?? LOL [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Aug 30, 2008
  2. chickenzoo

    chickenzoo Emu Hugger

    Get Tom some Girls fast.......LOL
     
  3. EllyMae

    EllyMae Chillin' With My Peeps

    Now I know how to keep the freaky neighbor away...get a turkey!
     
  4. ivan3

    ivan3 spurredon Premium Member

    4,511
    184
    291
    Jan 27, 2007
    BOCOMO
    Well, when we have folks come over they usually don't know a turkey from Turkestan (unless it's the one giving them indigestion). I usually just tell them that we taught the boys to dance...

    My favorite euphemism is sports related, i.e., "Hey, Cass, darling, fearless leader's (turk below) throwin' some airball, again!'
    Grandkids don't have a clue.

    [​IMG]

    When the hens are randy (presenting) they are easier to deal with:

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Aug 30, 2008
  5. Emzyyy

    Emzyyy Runs with Deer

    Jul 14, 2008
    Derby Kansas
    ROFLAMO [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. the1much

    the1much Currently Birdless Hippy

    hahahahhahahahhaaaahhahahahahhehahehehehahha:lol:[​IMG][​IMG]
    I WANT 3 OF HIM!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
    man i hope no cats stray into ya yard!! [​IMG][​IMG]
    oh my gosh,,,i got TEARS running out of my eyes!! [​IMG][​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Aug 31, 2008
  7. ivan3

    ivan3 spurredon Premium Member

    4,511
    184
    291
    Jan 27, 2007
    BOCOMO
    Ours are actually very easy going; only showing their true colors when the `Dark Force' Black Spanish Tom of our neighbors' comes to call.

    [​IMG]

    Ed:gwamma
     
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2008
  8. wynedot55

    wynedot55 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 28, 2007
    your tom needs him some girls to shower his affection on.
     
  9. dangerouschicken

    dangerouschicken Will Barter For Coffee

    2,407
    14
    213
    May 6, 2007
    Columbia Gorge, OR
    These are some really HOT turkeys [​IMG]
     
  10. MagsC

    MagsC Queen Of Clueless

    Jul 27, 2008
    Minnesota
    [​IMG]:lau:lau
     

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by