We have Sticks!

[StupidBird]

So, we were sitting around a campfire with friends late at night, talking and enjoying life on a warm spring evening. Suddenly, something quite Large starts crashing through the brush on the other side of the fire. Everyone stops talking, then wonders what it is...and brave ol' me, stands up, wave a large tree branch that had been in my hand, and yells threateningly, "we have sticks!", and we all collapse into hysterical laughing. Yes, so threatening - a tree branch festooned with roasting marshmellows.

Needless to say, whatever creature was lurking never made another sound.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[In His Service]

...and we're not afraid to use them...

 

[sheaviance1]

Oh man, you scared the Sasquatch!!!

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

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.....and all he wanted was a smores

 

[dewey]

 

[Orchid]

Hey, flaming marshmallows are an effective weapon - haven't you ever seen Dennis the Menace?

 

[theoldchick]

My daddy taught me to stay away from hicks with sticks.

That's is the funniest thing I've read all morning!

 

[StupidBird]

"hicks with sticks" !!!!

 

[Laurajean]

We have sticks! With treats on them! We aren't afraid to lure you closer with our treats! On sticks!

 

[schellie69]

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