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[R2elk]

(Not sure that I'd want to sit on his knee).

That could be a very scary and traumatic moment.

 

[Kiki]

Hm, tall order. If you leave out some extra chocolate chip cookies for me, then maybe.



He's the fake Santa. He likes to pretend he's me.


Heck no. Under no circumstances will I be allowing Conan to represent me in court of law!

You aren't fun.
I bet she wouldn't even charge you.

 

[BantyChooks]

... So, then, which is which? R2elk said "no" when I asked Santa for those things... so is he the real Santa?
(Not sure that I'd want to sit on his knee).

I highly suggest not sitting on the knees of fake Santas such as Elk. I am not legally responsible for anything they may do!

 

[BantyChooks]

You aren't fun.
I bet she wouldn't even charge you.

Oh, she certainly wouldn't. She would be having too much fun destroying my life.

 

[Kiki]

@honanbm You would do it for free right?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

That could be a very scary and traumatic moment.

My thoughts exactly....
... Such as what, BanyChooks? Actually, on second thought, never mind. I never did that as a child, anyway....

 

[R2elk]

@Kiki

The doorbell rang just as I was sitting down to eat. It was the neighbor woman (@WVduckchick 's twin), she was hand delivering a box of 4 White Leghorn chicks to me. She works at Murdoch's and set them aside for me when they came in this morning and dropped them off on her way home. Hard to beat service like that.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

How cute! Little fluffy chickies... I want some, but TSC was all out on Monday. I have other things to finish up before getting chicks, anyway....
(I might see if I can hatch one of Marshmallow's tiny eggs via "boobincubation"... maybe....)

 

[R2elk]

(I might see if I can hatch one of Marshmallow's tiny eggs via "boobincubation"... maybe....)

Go for it. Be sure to give detailed accounts of your progress. I would say to be sure to include pictures but I am sure someone would be more than happy to slap me.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

SLAP!!