We Quit Cigarettes

[Conan]

He doesn't bite.

Are you sure?

 

[sdm111]

About time for
And chat thread lol

 

[Conan]

Heck no. Under no circumstances will I be allowing Conan to represent me in court of law!

You know, just because you pay me in a dark alley, and keep me off the books, doesn't mean I don't exist. Hurtful, Banty.

 

[Kiki]

Are you sure?

Yes.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Never sit on a stranger's knee, in my opinion... especially a Santa's knee....
His fluffy white beard and mustache can hide the teeth he uses for biting... be ever cautious!

 

[Kiki]

About time for
And chat thread lol

 

[Conan]

You aren't fun.
I bet she wouldn't even charge you.

You'd be wrong. I charge. Mainly to keep her secrets, though. It's not blackmail. I swear.
I'm shit at legal advice. I won't go into the last little mishap, but needless to say, laws aren't exactly my strong suit.

 

[Conan]

Go for it. Be sure to give detailed accounts of your progress. I would say to be sure to include pictures but I am sure someone would be more than happy to slap me.

I second the demand for thorough photo documentation. For science.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

So, your strong suit... is not a lawsuit.
(Ba-dum-tssss -- I'll leave now, sorry).

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I second the demand for thorough photo documentation. For science.

'Kay, here we go again -- SLAP!!
I'm so mistrusting, aren't I?