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Yes get caught in that mob when you are less than 5' tall. You move and your feet don't touch the ground, very scary. Also you never know who is grabbing your a**. :lau :lau
Funny, but not fun.
It was scary as hell, my and my bud had a hold of each other by the front of our coats, my feet left the ground. Our other buddies were at the end of the street and saw 6-8 big guys link arms and push the mob one way until it broke up. Whew.
 
Okay, dinners done, chickens are almost done, kiddos are getting ready for bed(finally).... ... I was able to slip upstairs to the office to post the "Pop Quiz"! So, without further ado.....


pop quiz

1) who's buried in grants tomb?

2) What ir the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

3) Who's on first?

4) How many lick to the center of a toosie pop?

5) When sitting in a chair, legs crossed or ______?

6) PB & J on ____?

7) PB & (what flavor) ?

8) Do you change the air in your tires? If so, when did you do it last?

9) Preferred method of cooking your eggs & what accessories?

10) did you wear socks today?
10a) Did they match? (photographic proof?)

11) What was the Ice cream flavor today?

12) Preferred tea? with ice?

13) Do you have a lucky number(s)? Story behind the number(s)?

14) How many vowels in your entire birth name?

15) Do you routinely use the snooze function nowadays?
15a) How often do you use it?
15b) Does anyone one in your family know this part of you? Explain ____.

16) What was the last email you actually opened and read today? (for clarification, we don't need to know private details but, creativity counts)

17) Who sang this song title and when did it hit the charts?

18) When did you collect your 18th egg?

19) Tator tots or french fries?

20) Where was your last meal "out" and what did you eat?
1) Um... I don't know. Is this a reference? Hopefully Grant, seeing as it's his tomb.

2) Velocity of an unladen swallow = d / t.
Final velocity of an unladen swallow = (d / t) + (a) * t.
And you guys can fill in the rest, if you're interested.

3) Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. I Don't Give A Darn is the shortstop.

4) The world may never know.

5) Depends on the chair, how warm I am, and whether or not I have chicks in my lap. Usually I sit straight-legged at my desk and at the dinner table, and cross my legs when in an armchair.
And that's all the information on my legs that you're getting, for those who are interested. You won't get any more, so don't ask -- I don't care how you phrase it, don't ask.

6) Whole wheat bread.

7) Red raspberry or Polaner's All Fruit Blackberry. Occasionally mint, and never grape.

8) I don't know, as I'm not the one who does that -- automobile stuff like that is usually left to the men of the household.

9) Over easy, in a 9-inch frying pan, and with a spatula.

10) Always. The only time that I don't wear socks is in the summer.
10a) Always matching! Never mixed, as that sets a part of my brain niggling at me to put on a matching set whenever I notice that they're mixed.

11) We don't have any ice cream at the moment. The last bowl of ice cream that I had was Cookies N' Cream.

12) I rather like peppermint tea, but I rarely drink it. Sleepytime is pretty good, too.

13) Not that I know of, no.

14) Eight. Four e's, two i's, two a's.

15) Nope.
15a) Never -- I always just turn the alarm off. I hardly ever have it on in the first place, actually.
15b) Eh? Um... maybe? They know that I have an alarm clock and that I set it sometimes.

16) I haven't read any e-mails today.

17) Which one?

18) Um... not sure. Maybe... a month or two after my first egg, sometime during the afternoon?

19) Tater Tots, with ranch dressing or ketchup.

20) Burger King, a Whopper with everything on it, a small fries, and diet Dr. Pepper with ice. This was back in February, by the way -- I remember the weirdest things sometimes....
 
Yes get caught in that mob when you are less than 5' tall. You move and your feet don't touch the ground, very scary. Also you never know who is grabbing your a**. :lau :lau
Funny, but not fun.
I would be pretty mad! Lol. I get dangerous when I see large mobs gather around me:oops:..
 
Hey Y'all check out "Free Range Chicken" by Gene Burnett on the net. Great song, don't know how to put the little click on thingie, but it really is worth a listen :lau :lau

I like this guy. Thanks for bringing him to my attention. Just listened to "Jump You ----ers". :yesss:
 

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