@electrycmonk
1) who's buried in grants tomb?
Grant, I hope
2) What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
Depends if you throw it really fast or not
3) Who's on first?
What's on second?
4) How many lick to the center of a toosie pop?
Three
5) When sitting in a chair, legs crossed or ______?
Straight
6) PB & J on ____?
Toast
7) PB & (what flavor) ?
Grape jam
8) Do you change the air in your tires? If so, when did you do it last?
Every week, like clockwork
9) Preferred method of cooking your eggs & what accessories?
Scrambled, with salt and pepper. Won't eat 'em any other way.
10) did you wear socks today?
10a) Did they match? (photographic proof?)
Nope. No socks. I wear them on Sundays only, unless I have to go into town.
11) What was the Ice cream flavor today?
Alas, I had none.
12) Preferred tea? with ice?
I don't drink tea.
13) Do you have a lucky number(s)? Story behind the number(s)?
Yes. 256, 638, and 37. The first two just sound nice; the last one is the atomic number of my favourite element.
14) How many vowels in your entire birth name?
Nice try, stalker

15) Do you routinely use the snooze function nowadays?
15a) How often do you use it?
15b) Does anyone one in your family know this part of you? Explain ____.
Nope, I don't use an alarm clock.
16) What was the last email you actually opened and read today? (for clarification, we don't need to know private details but, creativity counts)
I have not opened any e-mails today.
17) Who sang this song title and when did it hit the charts?
Me, it'll hit the charts next week.
18) When did you collect your 18th egg?
Um... probably the same day I got the chickens. I started with a lot of birds, all laying hens.
19) Tator tots or french fries?
Both, please.
20) Where was your last meal "out" and what did you eat?
Hmmm.... I'm not quite sure. Meals out are a rarity. I think I stopped at a drive through and got french fries? That was sometime last year.